Happy New Year Memes & Funny Jokes 2019 for WhatsApp & Facebook

By | July 13, 2018

Happy New Year Memes & Funny Jokes 2019 for WhatsApp & Facebook: New Year is not a festival but it is a day which is celebrated like a festival. Everyone is aware that New Year happens on 1st of January every year where a new addition is made to the chronological count. It is not like the ordinary days and when the New Year comes we not only bring new calendar in our home but we also keep some high hopes for the next year.

Happy New Year Funny Jokes

Happy New Year Funny Jokes

Happy New Year Memes: New Year is celebrated in every corner of the world and in a different way. Everybody has their own tradition which they follow for bringing good luck in the upcoming year. On 1st January one can encounter magnificent fireworks everywhere and there are several award shows or programs that are shown on the television so that people can sit with their family and enjoy some quality time with them. It is a time when we can recollect all the memories both good and bad of the previous year. It is the days when will list up of some resolutions in order to make yourself a better person by quitting some habit that is harmful to us. It is a time to be thankful to the people who did a lot for you by going through a lot of hardships.

Happy New Year Memes

Happy New Year Memes

Happy New Year Memes & Funny Jokes 2019 for WhatsApp & Facebook

 Happy New Year Funny Jokes & Memes

Happy New Year Funny Jokes & Memes

We are all attracted towards the social media nowadays whatever we do we just put it as an update in our social sites. So during new year time, we see that our newsfeed is filled with images, post, videos, memories and most significantly memes which are seen everywhere nowadays. The meme is a type of image which can be funny or and have a certain kind of emotion. It is a type of joke that is represented in the form of an image in order to make it more engaging to the people.

Happy New Year Memes 2019 for WhatsApp & Facebook

Happy New Year Funny Memes

Happy New Year Funny Memes

So this new year you can wish your close friends with new year memes or jokes so that they can welcome the new year with a beautiful smile and do wish them good luck for the upcoming year. You can also make a meme by yourself but make sure it is funny and not offensive to the people or readers. You can also download some memes or joke from the browser by picking the right category. You can get them in your own native language or you can also design a meme or make a joke. By uploading on your account you can easily wish everyone present in your account a Happy New Year.

New Year Memes

New Year Memes

Happy New Year Memes

Happy New Year Memes

Funny Memes New Year

Funny Memes New Year

Happy New Year 2019 Memes

Happy New Year 2019 Memes

New Year Funny Memes

New Year Funny Memes

Funny Memes for Happy New Year

Funny Memes for Happy New Year

New Year 2019 Memes Funny

New Year 2019 Memes Funny

Funny Meme Happy New Year

Funny Meme Happy New Year

New Year Funny Memes

New Year Funny Memes

Happy New Year Jokes 2019  for WhatsApp & Facebook

Happy New Year Jokes

Happy New Year Jokes

You can put these memes and jokes as a status that will prevail in your account for 24 hours. It is a good way of not missing out anybody when it comes to wishing. You can also send this memes or jokes individually. There are many pages available in the social networking sites that will offer you with good memes and jokes which you can also share for spreading laughter.

New Year Jokes

New Year Jokes

Santa went to interview in a Microsoft company, (New year jokes)

Interviewer: Tell the four versions of Java,

Saints: die, disappear, get lost, and sleepy.

Interviewer: Good, now go home directly.

 

Teacher- How many tires of motorcycle are there?

Tintu – 6 tires.

Teacher (angry) – how ??

Chintu- 4 motorcycles of 2 bicycles!

 

In your life, may there always be
Love and laughter in the air
Someone wonderful to pair
Warm kisses and life to share
And you’re always in top gear.
Happy New Year 2019!

New Year Funny Jokes

New Year Funny Jokes

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful new year.

 

If you want happiness then do not waking up at night,

If you want peace then sleep not in the day,

Do not to speak in vain if you want respect,

Love if you do not leave group …

“We do not have any other branch”
Beware of fake groups

 

“New Year is a time for celebration,
of love, of life, of Friendship,
Therefore, it is the time to thank God,
for the wonderful friends,
and to bring to their lives,
as much magic as they bring to ours,
Have a happy and a memorable holiday!”
Happy New Year 2019

Happy New Year Jokes Funny

Happy New Year Jokes Funny

Mother said, ‘Son, your marriage, then I am with that girl
Will do


The photos of the Aadhaar card
Looks beautiful too

Son till now is a queen.

Happy New Year Funny Jokes 2019

Happy New Year 2019 Funny Jokes

Happy New Year 2019 Funny Jokes

New Year’s is just a holiday
created by calendar companies
which don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar

 

In 2019, may your neighbors respect you,
problems neglect you, angels protect you,
and heaven accepts you.

 

I have only one resolution.
To explore the difference between wants and needs.
May I have all I need and want all I have.
Happy New Year 2019

Funny Jokes Happy New Year 2019

Funny Jokes Happy New Year 2019

Santa Ρroposed a Girl.
Gιrl said: I Αm 1 year Εlder to you.
Santa said : Oye no problem sοhniye I’ll Μarry you the next Υear… 😀 😛

 

John, at a New Year’s party, turns to his friend, Dave, and asks for a smoke.
“I thought you made a New Year’s resolution and that you don’t smoke,” Dave says.
“I’m in the process of quitting,” replies John with a grin. “I am in the middle of phase one.”
“Phase one?” asks David.
“Yeah,” laughs John, “I’ve quit buying.

 

Dear God, my prayer for 2019 is
a FAT bank account and a THIN body.
Please don’t mix it up like
you did this year

Happy New Year Jokes Funny 2019

Happy New Year Jokes Funny 2019

I’m planning on finding new and interesting things
to hate about my job in 2019

 

Knock Knock! Who’s there?
Merry and Happy!
Merry and Happy who?
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

New Year 2019 Jokes for Friends & Happy New Year Memes Funny

New Year Jokes for Friends

New Year Jokes for Friends

We will open the book,
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity and
Its first chapter is New Years Day.

 

On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. ‘What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.
‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger.
‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year’s Eve?’ enquired the constable sarcastically.
‘My wife,’ slurred Daniel grimly.

 

Oh My Dear, Forget Ur Fear,
Let All Ur Dreams Be Clear,
Never Put Tear, Please Hear,
I Want to Tell One Thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a Very “Happy New Year…

Happy New Year Jokes Funny Friends

Happy New Year Jokes Funny Friends

A friend asks his friend 4 a cigrtte. His friend says
I think u made a Nw Yr resolution 2 quit smoking.
Da man says. I am in da process of quitting.Right now
I am in da middle of phase 1. What’s phase 1?
I’ve quit buying

 

John, at a New Year’s party, turns to his friend, Dave, and asks for a smoke.
“I thought you made a New Year’s resolution and that you don’t smoke,” Dave says.
“I’m in the process of quitting,” replies John with a grin. “I am in the middle of phase one.”
“Phase one?” asks David.
“Yeah,” laughs John, “I’ve quit buying.”

 

Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.

Happy New Year Friends Funny Jokes

Happy New Year Friends Funny Jokes

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means, ‘Without Information Fighting Every time’
WIFE says: No, it means ‘With Idiot for Ever’
Happy New Year 2019

 

I resolve… I resolve 2…
I resolve 2, uh…
I resolve 2, uh, get my, er…
I resolve 2, uh, get my, er,
off-line work theone, to!

 

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